The Great Drone Mystery
Well, folks, gather ‘round because we have a mystery that’s more perplexing than trying to find a decent boiled peanut north of Atlanta. It seems our government, in all its wisdom and might, is struggling to figure out why drones are buzzing around our most protected airspace like a swarm of gnats at a summer picnic. If they can’t handle a few drones, what’s next? Are we going to see UFOs and Bigfoot making guest appearances at the White House? Now, let’s get one thing straight. I’m not talking about those friendly little drones delivering your Amazon packages faster than a kid can say, “I want a new video game.” No sir, I’m talking about the mysterious drones that seem to have taken a liking to New Jersey and other high-security areas. You’d think with all the technology at our government’s disposal, they’d be able to figure out what’s causing this aerial ruckus faster than a hound dog can sniff out a squirrel. But no, instea...