The Day After Christmas: A Shippster Perspective

     Well, here we are, the day after Christmas. The decorations are still twinkling, but they’re starting to look a little tired. Very much like the people who stayed up all night assembling toys that could have been built by NASA engineers. You know, the ones that come with a manual thicker than a phone book and instructions that might as well be written in hieroglyphics.

     The house is a war zone of discarded wrapping paper and empty boxes. You could probably build a fort out of the boxes alone, but let’s be honest. Nobody’s interested in that right now. Everyone’s too busy trying to find the remote to the TV, buried somewhere beneath the avalanche of gifts. It’s a miracle we can even remember how to turn it on after all the holiday chaos.

     Then there’s the food. Oh, the food! Leftover turkey that’s already starting to grow a personality of its own, ham that could last until next Christmas, and enough sweet potato casserole to feed a small army. You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re contemplating a breakfast of cold stuffing and cranberry sauce. And let’s not even mention the fruitcake. That thing is a weapon. It could take down a door if you threw it hard enough.

     People are starting to realize that the magic of the holidays has a way of slipping through your fingers like a handful of glitter. The kids are already bored with their new toys, having moved on to the latest video game or whatever new gadget is trending. You can hear the faint echoes of "Are we there yet?" and "I’m bored!" as parents attempt to muster the strength to entertain them.

     And yet, there’s something about this day that feels oddly comforting. It’s the calm after the storm. A time to reflect on what just happened and to gear up for the New Year. We may be surrounded by chaos, but it’s a chaos filled with love, laughter, and the occasional exasperated sigh.

     So, here’s to the day after Christmas. May your leftovers be plentiful, your remote be found, and your heart be full. Because even amidst the mess, there’s a warmth that comes from being with the people you love. If only for a little while longer before they start talking about that New Year’s resolution they’ll probably break by January 3rd.


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  1. Leland ShippDecember 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM

    Well, bless your heart! If you think the day after Christmas is the saddest, you might need a new perspective! Sure, the holiday magic fades, but we just had a day filled with family, food, and gifts—what’s not to smile about?
    Embrace the leftovers! Turkey sandwiches and that one gift you thought you’d never get are reasons to celebrate. Plus, it’s a time to reflect and plan for the New Year.
    So grab a piece of pie, kick back, and remember: this isn’t the saddest day; it’s the start of a new chapter. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some cold stuffing calling my name!

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